Awkard Things Pakistani Girls Do on Social Media


We all know that Internet is not a safe place but MAN in Pakistan it’s full of disgust.if you just go out and surf for few mins and follow some Pakistani girls on the Social Media you will be sick for a whole day and you may wanna puke up, You think I am just making up this stuff. to Prove my point to the Global Internet I am gonna share few things that I see on an almost daily basis from Pakistani Girls.

  1. Names that will make you wanna quit on humanity.
    its just weird that of all the billions of girls in the world only Pakistani girls will make their social media accounts with the weirdest Names such as Innocent Kiran (yeah like other girls are on the most wanted list of the police and you are the only innocent girl in the world), Sweeto Sana ( Sweeto, I don’t wanna be rude but my cousin had a Bitch named Sweeto, people name their female dogs as one), Princess Anaya ( like yeah you are the renowned Princess of Pakistan just like the Lady Dianna), and Doll Rubi ( like barbie doll wasn’t enough in the world for the dumb girls as being the sex objects #Ouch).
    Time to leave earth
  2.  Guru in Selection of Dumbest Avators.
    Avatars or DP’s are a way to identify your selves on the internet, I understand the concept of covering your head as a Muslim but Pakistani girls have taken it to the next level. They will make their feet as their Display Pic’s or avatars, and if they had some level of authority they will choose to display their feet on their Personal ID Cards. Avatars are meant to show your character, if for some good reasons like security and privacy your don’t wanna reveal your face, you can choose some kind of cartoon character as an avatar or something else but of all the things in the world they chose to show their feet as the avatar, may be in some myths it is believed that the hags have gruesome or ugliest feets, so the Pakistani girls put lot of foundation on their feets and then put it as the display pic to show the World hey I am a Human, not some supernatural spirit. But its just not limited to feets, when Eid will come they will make their hands pic as their DP ( lamest Mentality on earth.)
    2.png
  3. Awwww-ful Praises
    Yes their way of praising each other is just adding awwwww-ful to everything. If some gal buys new shoes all of the other girls will be adding awww so nice, awww so cute.  awww looking so Beautiful.
    Awwful.png
  4. Mastering the Art of Friendzoned
    They have the natural talent of friendzoning, and they are so good at it that they will say the most romantic words in a FRIENDZYY way ” I love You but as a Friend”, and if you ask the Pakistani girl at the time of the Nikah ” motarmha kia apko falan Qabool ha ? ( Lady do you accept this guy as your Husband)” their ultimate reply would be ” han Qabool ha but as a Friend (Yes I accept him my Husband but as a Friend)” but Thanks, God they keep their full answer to themselves.
    friendzone-2.jpg
  5. The Most Commonly used Break Line By Pakistan Girls.
    Now, this is my most Fav One, idk who was the very 1st Pakistani girl to used these breakup lines but it has been picked up by almost every Pakistani girl. You see I have been watching a lot of Hollywood movies, seasons, I have played many video games like Sim City, I have watched lot of Japanese anime, I have watched Turkish dramas, Iranian Movies but none of the cultures have ever used these lines that every Pakistani girl uses for the Break Up’s.  these Magical Words are “Meri Engagement Ho Gai”.
    Meri Engagement Ho gai

Sheetan will stop you from sharing and Commenting on this Post So spread the word as much as you Can.

Advertisements

30 Comments

Love your Comments

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s