Life is a Curse if you are a younger Sibling

God Loves us all because God is all loving, he is Al-Wadood and Life is the greatest Blessing only if you are the Eldest Sibling in the Family. God Loves us all and those whom he hates, He makes them the younger Siblings. Now many Elder Siblings will disagree with my statement here but I am about to share just 7 moments that will make you say ‘chup kr ja pagle ab kia rulaega ?”

1. Mama, PaPa, and Parenthood. 
How every new weds crave to have a baby of their own, to have someone to call them “Papa, Mama” with love.They will crave to have their Babies 1st words as “Papa or Mama” or will fight each other that no his 1st word will be Mama or no his 1st word will be papa but their 1st born baby 1st words will be instead “googagoo” and this word will not even make any sense but parents will go gaga on that. And when their second or younger kid learns to say Mama/Papa for the 1st time, it’s not a big deal because he/she is the 2nd one to call them that and their 1st one learned to call them that years ago.
As every new couple craves for the Baby, the 1st one clears their doubts that yes their genitals can produce offsprings and 2nd one doesn’t clear any doubts or gives them any satisfaction, in fact, the 2nd one and younger ones may be the consequence of the unavailability of contraceptive Products.



2. Kids 1st Birthday
So now the 2nd happiness after being called the Mama and pappa in the parent’s life is when their 1st kid turns One year. so they will throw out a Massive party for their 1st one, Will have every moment captured. The balloons, the birthday hats, and the Birthday candle. They will celebrate their 1st kid as they have won the Champions League Trophy. and When the 1st birthday of the Younger one will came guess what, He will have the old blown Candle from the Birthday of the 1st one, the one had the moist of the 1st kid all over it because the 1st one at that time didn’t know how to blow a candle so he/she all spat out on the candle and there was no Candlewick remained by the time it was blown away. and the same old Ballons from the birthday party of their 1st ones.



3. I don’t wanna ride your Bicycle
Ok This is an alteration of the Eminem song ” I wanna ride your bicycle” feat Skylar grey.  When a Kid gets Older the 1st thing he/she dreams about is having a Brand New Bicycle of their own and their dream is granted to them most probably at the age of 3-5. So When 2nd one is 3-5 years old and daydreaming about having a Bicycle of his own he is brought down back to earth when he is given the second-hand puncture cycle of his Sibling. To which even Skylar grey would sing ” I don’t wanna Ride your Bicycle”.


4. The 1st Day of School
All kids are silly, Yes they are, that is why they all dream about going to School or pick up fights at home with their parents to send them to school so they can make new friends. and after Admitting their 1st Born to School, the Parents too will be excited about two reasons, one to see their young one going to School for the 1st time in new Uniform with a School bag, Mom will be happy to have the lunch box prepared for her 1st born for the 1st time. and 2nd reason will be to have some room for sex little they know that room will create their 2nd ones.
and then there comes the 2nd one, Now grown up, Ready to go on his 1st day of School, Wakes up in the Morning and guess what ? he is dressed up in the old torn clothes of the 1st one in which the 1st one already peed and pooped on. The 2nd one is already feeling shitty after wearing the shitty clothes of his elder sibling but then he gets shit on his face when he is giving the 2nd hand Copies and books with the ugly doodles drawn over and torn pages by the 1st one.


5. The Happiness of Eid 
The most wanted and joyous thing in Life is “Eiddi”. I will say Money doesn’t make you happy but Eiddi does. If you want to count the blessings of your Lord I say Count the Eidi, the More Eiddi you have the more Blessed you are and the 1st Ones are the Most blessed by the Lord, in Desi and Asian Cultures logic the Eldest one not only deserves the Eiddi but also Deserves it the most as he/she is the Eldest and has more needs then the rest of the siblings so will get it the most from every one. But wait the funny thing is that 2nd one will be told you are young and still don’t know the counting so your Elder Sibling will be the incharge of your money and with that the 2nd one will get the Pat on the head.

6. The Happiness of having your own Ride
I bet you must have dreamt about going to College or your University on your own bike or car at the 1st day. This is what most kids are sold out to their parents that if you study hard and get into a decent college, I will gift you a nice ride. So Parents do buy their kids their 1st Ride. now the youngest one will see his elder sibling driving his own car and going to College, This will motivate him to study harder and get his ass into more decent college and finally when he gets the admission and the day arrives to Go to on his 1st day, A loud Voice is streamed in the Home ” Barey Baita do drop your Lil sibling to College on your way”.


7. Choti Eid Baad me Hoti ha
ohh This is the most favorite part, Despite being deprived of all the things the Younger one will end up getting into better College, getting better grades, getting a Better Degree and a Better job. So the most awaited part of the life has almost finally came. yes the Shadi ke laddo Moment. The Moment when the young one will finally say to his parents ” oh Amma ab tu meri job b lag gai ha, ab tu meri shadi karwa den” and he will be again brought back to reality with these words ” Abi tu tumhare Bare bhai ki Shadi ni hoi tumhara tu sab se akhir me number ha” and if you are the most youngest one then I say well you have to wait until your hair turns grey, because Pakistani Parents don’t just make two babies, they make a cricket team and in Cricket the 11th No bastman comes the last for batting and if the overs are up there is no batting at all.



and All this attitude towards the Younger siblings kinda makes sense, because the world works with one rule “ First Come First Serverd !“.


Curse of Nalaik Panda

Dear readers, you won’t believe me and you are to never blame me for being a Nalaik Panda after hearing this.

Out of the Love of Science and the astronomy, I bought the “Brief history of time”the day before yesterday and Next day the Writer, Stephen Hawking Dies. My sorry If I knew my reading Powers believe me I would have never Read him knowing it will get him killed. and knowing that I can kill people by reading their books, I would have read all the course books during my School time.

Now that the Stephan Hawking has died there is no further harm in reading this book “Brief history of time”. The important thing I want to point out is that my timeline is filled with the love of People for the Stephen Hawking, even religious and humanities people are paying him Tribute, and the reason is very simple. He was a man of a Purpose, if you become a man of purpose, you will die with love of people.

Awkard Things Pakistani Girls Do on Social Media

We all know that Internet is not a safe place but MAN in Pakistan it’s full of disgust.if you just go out and surf for few mins and follow some Pakistani girls on the Social Media you will be sick for a whole day and you may wanna puke up, You think I am just making up this stuff. to Prove my point to the Global Internet I am gonna share few things that I see on an almost daily basis from Pakistani Girls.

  1. Names that will make you wanna quit on humanity.
    its just weird that of all the billions of girls in the world only Pakistani girls will make their social media accounts with the weirdest Names such as Innocent Kiran (yeah like other girls are on the most wanted list of the police and you are the only innocent girl in the world), Sweeto Sana ( Sweeto, I don’t wanna be rude but my cousin had a Bitch named Sweeto, people name their female dogs as one), Princess Anaya ( like yeah you are the renowned Princess of Pakistan just like the Lady Dianna), and Doll Rubi ( like barbie doll wasn’t enough in the world for the dumb girls as being the sex objects #Ouch).
    Time to leave earth
  2.  Guru in Selection of Dumbest Avators.
    Avatars or DP’s are a way to identify your selves on the internet, I understand the concept of covering your head as a Muslim but Pakistani girls have taken it to the next level. They will make their feet as their Display Pic’s or avatars, and if they had some level of authority they will choose to display their feet on their Personal ID Cards. Avatars are meant to show your character, if for some good reasons like security and privacy your don’t wanna reveal your face, you can choose some kind of cartoon character as an avatar or something else but of all the things in the world they chose to show their feet as the avatar, may be in some myths it is believed that the hags have gruesome or ugliest feets, so the Pakistani girls put lot of foundation on their feets and then put it as the display pic to show the World hey I am a Human, not some supernatural spirit. But its just not limited to feets, when Eid will come they will make their hands pic as their DP ( lamest Mentality on earth.)
  3. Awwww-ful Praises
    Yes their way of praising each other is just adding awwwww-ful to everything. If some gal buys new shoes all of the other girls will be adding awww so nice, awww so cute.  awww looking so Beautiful.
  4. Mastering the Art of Friendzoned
    They have the natural talent of friendzoning, and they are so good at it that they will say the most romantic words in a FRIENDZYY way ” I love You but as a Friend”, and if you ask the Pakistani girl at the time of the Nikah ” motarmha kia apko falan Qabool ha ? ( Lady do you accept this guy as your Husband)” their ultimate reply would be ” han Qabool ha but as a Friend (Yes I accept him my Husband but as a Friend)” but Thanks, God they keep their full answer to themselves.
  5. The Most Commonly used Break Line By Pakistan Girls.
    Now, this is my most Fav One, idk who was the very 1st Pakistani girl to used these breakup lines but it has been picked up by almost every Pakistani girl. You see I have been watching a lot of Hollywood movies, seasons, I have played many video games like Sim City, I have watched lot of Japanese anime, I have watched Turkish dramas, Iranian Movies but none of the cultures have ever used these lines that every Pakistani girl uses for the Break Up’s.  these Magical Words are “Meri Engagement Ho Gai”.
    Meri Engagement Ho gai

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Very recently hearing about the Ronaldhinio Retirement my paradigm about life was changed. As he is the only footballer who is being applauded even by his greatest rivals Real Madrid. the only footballer getting a standing ovation by the madrists on scoring goals on them in Santiago Barnabau. Why is that so? because he was so true to his love for football that he was never involved in any foul play, he considered football as a part of his body and wishes to be buried with a football. When you love something to such extreme it’s very likely to be applauded by the opponents for the love you hold for a certain thing.
Life is about finding its meaning and that meaning can be obtained by something you Love or someone you love and Once you find that something you love or someone you love and if you love it truly people around you will be inspired by you. It could be by loving someone, loving some idea, or loving some profession. Just look at the examples of Abdul Sitar Edhi a guy who loved the humanity and loved it so much that day and night he just spent all his efforts helping the people in need. and what did it earned him? love of People irrespective of religion, nationality, and culture. just look at Hans Zimmer, he loves creating heavenly Music and people just love him for his addiction to creating epic sensations. or look at the life of Bilal R.A a slave who found his meaning of life from an Ideology that gave him the sense of equality and then he adhered to that ideology even though it made him suffer great deals of Punishments and even his enemies would get tired of punishing him but Bilal was a man of meaning.So today you see almost every Muslim naming their sons after a Brown Man irrespective of their race and nationality.or take the example of Jim Carrey a Comedian who started comedy to make his Sick Mom suffering from cancer laugh, he considered making sad and sick people laugh as his ultimate meaning of life and people from every continent loved him for his comedy.

Finding Meaning in life is very essential. because once you find that meaning then you can live by to all the sufferings and traumatic times with a smile. Then you know that your sufferings won’t last forever but the meaning you are sticking to will live eternally.Enough of philosophy on life and Meaning today from Nalaik. I hope it didn’t make any sense to you cox believe me I also didn’t understand any of Gibberish I said 😀






Togther Again

Nalaik Panda is excited and happy to share the news that I am moving out to Islamabad with my best friend Spoiled Wali. We both tried to move out to Islamabad for University back in 2010 when we applied for IST and rest is history.

We define the true meaning of Hanging Out together near Faisal masjid.
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and On our way back home we lost our all Important Documents at Faisal masjid and some guard may Allah Bless him, found our documents and called us to collect it ,else we where headed towards peshawar with out them. The Documents were our real Degrees, certificaitons, and ID Cards. and now we both are together again for not just one day but for Jobs. So you can imagine what happens when a tornado meets a volcano. 418148_397054373639709_1710349852_n.jpg

Wedding Slide Show

Love is in the air and its wedding season. and I want to drop the bomb of my animation skills. Yes, Nalaik Panda is the master of all Jacks.If you are getting married or you have some wedding memories, turn your memories into an awesome loving slideshow 😉
here is the video

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