Life is a Curse if you are a younger Sibling

God Loves us all because God is all loving, he is Al-Wadood and Life is the greatest Blessing only if you are the Eldest Sibling in the Family. God Loves us all and those whom he hates, He makes them the younger Siblings. Now many Elder Siblings will disagree with my statement here but I am about to share just 7 moments that will make you say ‘chup kr ja pagle ab kia rulaega ?”

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1. Mama, PaPa, and Parenthood. 
How every new weds crave to have a baby of their own, to have someone to call them “Papa, Mama” with love.They will crave to have their Babies 1st words as “Papa or Mama” or will fight each other that no his 1st word will be Mama or no his 1st word will be papa but their 1st born baby 1st words will be instead “googagoo” and this word will not even make any sense but parents will go gaga on that. And when their second or younger kid learns to say Mama/Papa for the 1st time, it’s not a big deal because he/she is the 2nd one to call them that and their 1st one learned to call them that years ago.
As every new couple craves for the Baby, the 1st one clears their doubts that yes their genitals can produce offsprings and 2nd one doesn’t clear any doubts or gives them any satisfaction, in fact, the 2nd one and younger ones may be the consequence of the unavailability of contraceptive Products.

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2. Kids 1st Birthday
So now the 2nd happiness after being called the Mama and pappa in the parent’s life is when their 1st kid turns One year. so they will throw out a Massive party for their 1st one, Will have every moment captured. The balloons, the birthday hats, and the Birthday candle. They will celebrate their 1st kid as they have won the Champions League Trophy. and When the 1st birthday of the Younger one will came guess what, He will have the old blown Candle from the Birthday of the 1st one, the one had the moist of the 1st kid all over it because the 1st one at that time didn’t know how to blow a candle so he/she all spat out on the candle and there was no Candlewick remained by the time it was blown away. and the same old Ballons from the birthday party of their 1st ones.

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3. I don’t wanna ride your Bicycle
Ok This is an alteration of the Eminem song ” I wanna ride your bicycle” feat Skylar grey.  When a Kid gets Older the 1st thing he/she dreams about is having a Brand New Bicycle of their own and their dream is granted to them most probably at the age of 3-5. So When 2nd one is 3-5 years old and daydreaming about having a Bicycle of his own he is brought down back to earth when he is given the second-hand puncture cycle of his Sibling. To which even Skylar grey would sing ” I don’t wanna Ride your Bicycle”.

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4. The 1st Day of School
All kids are silly, Yes they are, that is why they all dream about going to School or pick up fights at home with their parents to send them to school so they can make new friends. and after Admitting their 1st Born to School, the Parents too will be excited about two reasons, one to see their young one going to School for the 1st time in new Uniform with a School bag, Mom will be happy to have the lunch box prepared for her 1st born for the 1st time. and 2nd reason will be to have some room for sex little they know that room will create their 2nd ones.
and then there comes the 2nd one, Now grown up, Ready to go on his 1st day of School, Wakes up in the Morning and guess what ? he is dressed up in the old torn clothes of the 1st one in which the 1st one already peed and pooped on. The 2nd one is already feeling shitty after wearing the shitty clothes of his elder sibling but then he gets shit on his face when he is giving the 2nd hand Copies and books with the ugly doodles drawn over and torn pages by the 1st one.

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5. The Happiness of Eid 
The most wanted and joyous thing in Life is “Eiddi”. I will say Money doesn’t make you happy but Eiddi does. If you want to count the blessings of your Lord I say Count the Eidi, the More Eiddi you have the more Blessed you are and the 1st Ones are the Most blessed by the Lord, in Desi and Asian Cultures logic the Eldest one not only deserves the Eiddi but also Deserves it the most as he/she is the Eldest and has more needs then the rest of the siblings so will get it the most from every one. But wait the funny thing is that 2nd one will be told you are young and still don’t know the counting so your Elder Sibling will be the incharge of your money and with that the 2nd one will get the Pat on the head.
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6. The Happiness of having your own Ride
I bet you must have dreamt about going to College or your University on your own bike or car at the 1st day. This is what most kids are sold out to their parents that if you study hard and get into a decent college, I will gift you a nice ride. So Parents do buy their kids their 1st Ride. now the youngest one will see his elder sibling driving his own car and going to College, This will motivate him to study harder and get his ass into more decent college and finally when he gets the admission and the day arrives to Go to on his 1st day, A loud Voice is streamed in the Home ” Barey Baita do drop your Lil sibling to College on your way”.

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7. Choti Eid Baad me Hoti ha
ohh This is the most favorite part, Despite being deprived of all the things the Younger one will end up getting into better College, getting better grades, getting a Better Degree and a Better job. So the most awaited part of the life has almost finally came. yes the Shadi ke laddo Moment. The Moment when the young one will finally say to his parents ” oh Amma ab tu meri job b lag gai ha, ab tu meri shadi karwa den” and he will be again brought back to reality with these words ” Abi tu tumhare Bare bhai ki Shadi ni hoi tumhara tu sab se akhir me number ha” and if you are the most youngest one then I say well you have to wait until your hair turns grey, because Pakistani Parents don’t just make two babies, they make a cricket team and in Cricket the 11th No bastman comes the last for batting and if the overs are up there is no batting at all.

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and All this attitude towards the Younger siblings kinda makes sense, because the world works with one rule “ First Come First Serverd !“.

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