How “Death Note ” Should have been ended if it was Nalaik instead of Light

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Ever since i got free from studies, im enjoying time. Enjoying my vacations without any worries that my school, College or uni will start again. So i started watching Anime like ” Code Geas ” and ” Death Note ” . This Post won’t make any sense to you unless i explain it to you what is ” Death Note ” . Death note is a Anime, a Demonic Story of Talented Guy named Light, who falls upon a Note Book named as Death Note. The Book has crazy rules written over it and says if you write the Name of the Person with his picture in your head, he/she Dies . So light yagadami starts writing the names of all the criminals in the Death Note to eliminate the world from the criminals.

Now I liked the Idea of Death Note, and wanted to have a Death Note of my own. But here are few issues i could face using the Death Note.

1. Light found the death note in his school.
me , my school attendance was 30 percent 😀 so the series could have ended as , the Shinigami from the shinigami world dropped the note book in human world and no one ever founded it. the end.

2. If some how the book would have fallen into my school during the days i attended, and i got out of my class and found a Book lying on the floor . damn. i hated books, im a Nalaik Panda, i could have burnt the book because of my hatred for books, and the Shinigami ,the real devil owner of that book would have died at the instant and the Series ends. else i could have thrown it away, or buried it .

3. If some how i found that Book , and i go more far, instead of burning or throwing it away i could have brought it with me. but there was no way i could have read the rules on it. I never read any license agreement while installing the app, i never read my school books, so why would i read the instructions on the book. So with out knowing the real purpose of the book. i would have used it for Making planes in the class and throwing it at the teacher. and used all the pages in the book for flying planes :D. and that is how the Death Notes End.

4. If some how i go more far, i take the book, don’t throw it away, and don’t use the pages for flying planes, and lets say i some how did something which is of zero probability, i read the Rules written on the Death Note. that the person dies instantly if you write his/her name on the book. then this is how the death note could have ended. I would thought about writing all the names of my teachers who punished me at school for coming late,or for being absent,or for not doing my home work or for getting the lowest marks and the names of all the bullies in the school. So the instant i knew the rule i would have started writing their names, but there is a problem, I’m a Nalaik Panda, I can’t write spelling of anything properly, So the book says if you write name the person dies, and i would have written over 100 names with incorrect spellings and the ending would have become me finding out that this Death Note is just a baloney and i again would have used it for making planes. and thats how the Death Note series End. With Happy Endings.

This is what happens when Nalaik Panda tries to become a nerd

Having a last week at university and then bang the final exams :/ .All this semester i never studied, never did a single assignment by myself,in lab tasks used mail sites and flash-drives to copy programming assignment 😉 .As one week is left so i thought i should take things seriously .And i became determinant to study from now on.
Today when i reached university i had two quizzes.so i went to library the place (where i only go not to study books but to use WiFi as there the signals are full ) for study :/ strange na ? 😀 , i studied there for one hour , did circuit problems, was prepared for the quiz. when i went to the class the circuit Professor Announced that ” your today class has  cancelled , we will arrange that class some other time ” .
i got pissed off , What the Puk :/ , in rage i went to the library , to study physics this time .did some practice on “hall’s effect ” and start to felt calm again. Entered the class, Sat on chair, pens ,pencils were ready , looking at the white board ” yeah give me questions, today im gonna solve them with out using cell phone ” and dang . Sir announced ” today im not feeling well due to flu, so im not gonna take your test ” .

After the class i decided , im better off Being a Nalaik panda, no need to be a nerd.because if i start studying all the teachers will become sick and no class would ever be arranged 😛
so hence once again the day is Saved
thanx to the Nalaik Panda B-)

Insomnia Of Nalaik Panda

Grrrr.. My Insomnia,it Loves me, never leaves me, even now at 1am im feeling sleepless ,even sleeping pills wont make me feel sleepy, but like usual,while im attending lectures, my Insomnia will run away 😀
Because lectures/studies  to me are like bed time stories  😉 .
Words of Nalaik Panda  “nend ke peche mat bago, parhai ke peche bago , nend khood aee gi 😀 ”  (translation )

“don’t try to get sleep,try to do some studies, you will get sleep 😉 ”
ZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mark Sucker Bug !


Now a days there is a virus which is spreading and sharing, Adult/erotic Pics and links on every one’s Face book wall by the name of its face book users. Every one is being sick of it and Apologizing to his friends for the things he/she had  never done. Ayo guys ! why you people are sorry ?  Listen , use your brain.Remember !we people made Mark Zuckerberg rich and we can make him devastate too.
Here I have some solutions .
1.just go to the court and sue him , if you are a girl and you have been the victim of the virus, sue him that you were straight and by this virus my friends start thinking that Ima homo , and mark Zuckerberg brought damaged to my status.
2. if you are a boy and you had suffer the consequences of this virus , just sue him in the court that  you were gay and due to this virus my gay community friends broke up with me and now they think Ima straight 😀
3. the Last solution. it’s for every one, every user . just update it as your status  ” dear Mark SUcker bug ! if ya can’t provide security to us and can’t stop this virus until tomorrow , im warning ya  Ima deactivate ma account, else start posting other links like that because im sick of seeing one
Naked pin-up  from past one week 😛 “

Tomorrow Never Comes


Shakespeare Said
 “we always work for making better tomorrow ,When the tomorrow comes ,instead of enjoying we start thinking for better tommorrow ,
Tomorrow never comes ...! “

The life of Shakespeare was just like Nalaik Panda(worthless student /me) ,because everyday i say ” i will study tomorrow” but when the tomorrow comes, instead of studying , i just surf on net ,watching u-tube,facebooking,wordpress,twitter or go sleeping ZZZZZzzzzzzz ,but that tomorrow never comes 😀

What if Pokemons were for real ??

As we all know power is down these days in most of countries.This power shortage made me wonder,What if Pokemons were for real ?yeah man, whats wrong ?just wonder what world would have been if the Pokemons were not just animations,they were living creatures ?

I guess then every body would have wished for Pikacho as its Pokemon.it would have been the best pet of everyone rather than a dog or a cat.Instead of Dynamo,Electric generators as a Power alternative,Pikacho would have been served to run electric appliances from its thunder-bolt attack.
Instead of Dams,Nuclear Power plants,Solar plants etc Government would have emphasized about increasing the population of Pikacho.In the workshops the mechanics were taught about Pikacho inhabitant,How Pikacho Functions ?
In High Schools,Universities instead of electrons,Columnb’s charges,Engineers were taught about Pikacho’s cell,Pikacho’s tissues.Rather than increasing fuel,gass,oil,petroleum, World would have longed for  “oran berrys” as it is Pikacho’s favorite food.


I don’t care if Pokemons are for real or not , but right now i wanna catch a
“Pikacho”.

She Wolf

Some people believes in ghosts,witches,and horrifying evil spirits.Like them i grew up watching ware-wolf dramas,movies and playing video games in which the main character is the ware-wolf, so i start believing that ware-wolf are for real .

One night , gusts of wind were blowing,it was probably one of the winter nights in November.The streets were empty and dark.Every one was in its shelter.Only the dogs were out there for the march.I was in my room listening songs.Suddenly my favorite  track start playing “She-Wolf (by  shakira) “. Suddenly i got the adrenaline rush,My heart start pumping as if it was tune up to that track.And when the song said
“there’s the she-wolf in the closet , Let it out so it can breath”
I got the goose bumps as well.I was excited too, as my dream to see a she-wolf was just few steps away from me.I got up, first I put my ears on the closet , so I can hear the she-wolf  breathing, but I forgot to plug off my head phones so I couldn’t hear any thing.Then I ran off to bring a Stethoscope,from the other room and placed it on the closet and tried to listen the breaths.but Damn I couldn’t hear any thing,my curiosity grew more and i wonder what if Stethoscope are not made for hearing the breaths of she-wolf. Finally I counted to 3 and opened up the closet.crap! nothing was there. Shakira lied to me that ” there is a she-wolf in the closet, let it out so it can breath”. How can she lied to me ? bitch :@. then i thought yeah she can lie to you after all she is Shakira not hips that don’t lie (another song of Shakira).

Me in a ratty mood closing up the closets,All my aspirations just dash to the ground,With sad heart i laid  down on my couch,but my gaze still on the closet.Turn on my iPod and this time I was listening to “hips don’t lie”.


Suddenly I heard some kind of rattling sound from the closet and it opened up.damn! a she-wolf  just standing in front of me,everything that all I wanted was in front of me.As i was about to touch her , something hit my face and again it hit on the other cheek.
And what was next ??
i woke up, my mom was slapping on ma face and scolding me

“wake up you moron! you are getting late for college ”  .

Nalaik Panda the Exam warrior !

Life is living your dreams ,Living it to the fullest.Life is like a guitar it depends upon how you play it.only with the heart one can touch the sky.This is how my story begins.a year ago I watched Kung fu panda and it become my incentive to become a nalayak(worthless)-Panda the”exam warrior”.with the passage of time my ambitions became relentless.and i almost became what i wanted to be.
yesterday again i got the opportunity to prove my self a real exam warrior.yep i had an exam, the thing very famous as”my name is exam and im a terrorist”.i was well prepared to fight with it, got my clothes ironed,sun glasses rayban wyfer and everything was ready.yep ma secret weapon too.
so the exam started at 8am.everything was going on well but the weather was vile and soon I begun to lose my strength,I felt like giving up,but then i remember my training that was under the tutelage of “master puk u”and i remembered a “real warrior never quit”.so finally I had to brought out my secret weapon the “dice”.i used dice to solve every single multiple choice question.the trick for using the dice was that ,if you throw the dice and it comes two, tick the option two.if it comes three click the option three and vice versa.that was how i fought as a”exam warrior”.
well in the end i want to give my message to all students
“seeking education is right of ever one but donot kill the right of others by too much studying “