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Comedy
How “Death Note ” Should have been ended if it was Nalaik instead of Light
Ever since i got free from studies, im enjoying time. Enjoying my vacations without any worries that my school, College or uni will start again. So i started watching Anime like ” Code Geas ” and ” Death Note ” . This Post won’t make any sense to you unless i explain it to you what is ” Death Note ” . Death note is a Anime, a Demonic Story of Talented Guy named Light, who falls upon a Note Book named as Death Note. The Book has crazy rules written over it and says if you write the Name of the Person with his picture in your head, he/she Dies . So light yagadami starts writing the names of all the criminals in the Death Note to eliminate the world from the criminals.
Now I liked the Idea of Death Note, and wanted to have a Death Note of my own. But here are few issues i could face using the Death Note.
1. Light found the death note in his school.
me , my school attendance was 30 percent 😀 so the series could have ended as , the Shinigami from the shinigami world dropped the note book in human world and no one ever founded it. the end.
2. If some how the book would have fallen into my school during the days i attended, and i got out of my class and found a Book lying on the floor . damn. i hated books, im a Nalaik Panda, i could have burnt the book because of my hatred for books, and the Shinigami ,the real devil owner of that book would have died at the instant and the Series ends. else i could have thrown it away, or buried it .
3. If some how i found that Book , and i go more far, instead of burning or throwing it away i could have brought it with me. but there was no way i could have read the rules on it. I never read any license agreement while installing the app, i never read my school books, so why would i read the instructions on the book. So with out knowing the real purpose of the book. i would have used it for Making planes in the class and throwing it at the teacher. and used all the pages in the book for flying planes :D. and that is how the Death Notes End.
4. If some how i go more far, i take the book, don’t throw it away, and don’t use the pages for flying planes, and lets say i some how did something which is of zero probability, i read the Rules written on the Death Note. that the person dies instantly if you write his/her name on the book. then this is how the death note could have ended. I would thought about writing all the names of my teachers who punished me at school for coming late,or for being absent,or for not doing my home work or for getting the lowest marks and the names of all the bullies in the school. So the instant i knew the rule i would have started writing their names, but there is a problem, I’m a Nalaik Panda, I can’t write spelling of anything properly, So the book says if you write name the person dies, and i would have written over 100 names with incorrect spellings and the ending would have become me finding out that this Death Note is just a baloney and i again would have used it for making planes. and thats how the Death Note series End. With Happy Endings.
Why are you Late ? the voice like a angry Spartans entered my head ,i became a statue there for a moment ,closed my eyes and with deep breaths i began to think how did i get late this time ?
And it all started yesterday night when a hour before the Champions league semi final match my foot nail nailed off and it didn’t hurt that much. i had two options, either study for the tomorrow paper or watch the match that just came after 3 years .And this time it hurted me when i wasted almost 2 hrs watching my team lost the match. After watching Barcelona defeat i tried to sleep at 2am.the next day at 6am when i got up i prepared my self for the university and when i reached the bus stop i figured out that i just missed my bus and this feeling was more hurting then the Barcelona defeat and nail injury.Neway i caught a local bus and start a journey to my destination.I was panicking and txting my 3rd Face book wife Tammy and he said to me”he don’t worry ,you will reach there on time and hey you can write a part 2 of your post ( when a life gives you a lemon)” and i thought for a while yeah man ,what an idea sir ! . in the mean team when i was panicking my wing man Fawad starts sending the boring texts that i normally don’t like to read it didnt hurt me until my cell memory filled up with those boring texts and my phone got stuck .finally i made it to the university at 8:30am instead of 8am.and then i entered the examination hall .
yeah man that’s how i get there , i was lost in my thoughts but suddenly the angry voice like a Spartans again echoed my head and the processing process came to an end due to the intruption.
I opened my eyes , looked at the invigilator and the whole examination hall and then to explain how i get late , i took off my sneakers and socks to show the world my Foot’s middle finger. yeah
FTW .when the life gives you lemons and you already have so many .
Part 1 of the story “When a life gives you Lemon ….“
Exams are Like a Battlefield
We students are like Warriors, no not warriors, infarct the Gladiators, who are being used by the royal ones (teachers) for their entertainment.Exams are like battlefields and subjects that we study are the worst cunning and filthy foes which we wrestle at the Battlefield of exams.
For a true Gladiator there are two possibilities, either he dies while fighting with dignity and becomes a martyr (Literally which means he fails the subject) ,else he stays alive while slaughtering the opponent and becomes a survivor ( which means he passes the exam ) ,whether he dies or survives ,student is always a hero . Now i wonder why they said ” history is written by the blood of martyrs and the ink of students in the exams ” 😛
But still screw the modern era ,yeah man ,living in 21st century but still students are being treated like gladiators just like in early times of Rom,The world human rights must give it a notice.
The purpose of this post was to tell “Jordan Sparks” that “Love” is not the only thing that is like a “Battlefield ” , exams are way more than a Battlefield.
By the way folks .your fearless Gladiator”Nalaik Panda”who fights with out any weapon ( literally which means without studying), is now left with 6 hours to face his Grinch foe ” Circuit Analysis” in the Battle Field of Examination hall . So now let me prepare for it , nah not by studying, by sleeping 😛
Goodnight 🙂
When Nalaik Panda wants forget Some one :D
I wish Forgetting some one was as easy as forgetting the answers of the questions during the exam 😦 😀 😀
Sometimes the Things other than studies can get you marks
Nalaik Panda believes that only studying course books wont help you get all the marks. I remember my Nd mid term circuit paper,didnt study a single word,i was watching Pakistan vs England t20 match that night and the next day i had a circuit paper.As i spent the whole night watching the match so it was obvious i would screw up circuit paper and yeah i did it well B-)
After two days circuit Professor was Calling each student and checking his paper,When my turn came, he got petrify.Hehe because there are two ways of doing a thing, the right way, the wrong way and The Nalaik Panda’s way 8-).
After checking the paper said “Boy ! you attempted the whole paper wrong,i was only able to give you 5 marks out of 25”
Me: woo! 5 Marks ,kool
Sir: So you are taunting me han ?
Me: no sir, it’s just way too much B-) (because all i wanted was to top. after top is top ,doesn’t matter if it’s from bottom or Above :D)
Sir : What this guy is weird 
(talking to himself )
ME:you said something to me ?
Sir:never mind,hey kid ! you look like football fan ? dontcha ?
Me:Yes ! im B-) ( because i was wearing Barcelona shirt that day )
Sir: Ok ! tell me the name of your shirt club , what is it ?
Me: Barcelona ❤
Sir : thanx God,after checking your circuit paper i thought you are to dump to know about anything in the world, neway tell me who is the best player at Barcelona ?
Me: Obviously ,its Lio Messi 🙂
Sir: ohh ! yeah the player of the year,right ? tell me the Number of his Shirt.
Me: naah! the player of the year from past 3 years B-) ,lol he wears 10 number ,before that he used to wear 19 number.
Sir:ok, tell me the name of any former Barcelona player who is currently playing for other club,
Me: Thiery Henry Playing for Red bull, Eto Playing for Inter-milan, Ronaldinio Playing for Ac-Milan.
Sir: waoo, im glad that i just checked your paper, im also a Fan of Barca and you gave me too much information about Barcelona 🙂
Ok kid , i give you 5 more marks ,but you really need to improve your self in my subject, Next time i wont be kind to you in paper checking,but hey will also love to talk with you about Barcelona 😀
After getting 10 marks outa 25 my ambition to top from bottom get screwed.But yeah one thing, lucky me that he was also a Barcelona fan 😀 ,Visca Barca 😀 Viva La Messi 🙂 .
So the thing is to get marks you don’t have to study your books, All you need to do is to find your Teacher Favourite fifa club, and have to get some information on it B-) . Easier then studying your booing books na ? 😀
The Return of Nalaik Panda with Awards
Nalaik panda was away from wordpress,because he was busy not in studies but in watching movies,work out at gym and the most important thing
“F.c Barcelona “. On 20 January “You as a Machine ” gave me “One lovely Blog award thanx alot for that 🙂 “. im very happy to get that award 🙂 plus i also passed my 1st semester,so now im a Lovely blogger plus one semester passed Engineer 😉
Lets cut to the chase
My nominations for the Lovely blogger award are
judy
Amira
Elyas Mulu Kiros
Eva 626
Princess Laila
A Pakistani Boy
♡ The Tale Of My Heart ♡
WordsFallFromMyEyes
elaviel413
Sonia G Medeiros
Hanna
Asma Khan
Inspired Vision
GingerFightBack
Congrats alot to all of you and for those who couldnot get it,thanx 4 reading it and wasting your time 😛 joking i have other blog award for you and will nominate you soon 🙂
This is all what Nalaik Panda wants
All i want in my life is just 6 months vacations , twice a year 😦
Where is that shooting star ? where is that Aeroplane in the night sky ,of which i can assume as a shooting star and make a wish right now 😦
at least there should be fire bug around me in the dark that can does for a Shooting star because i wanna make a wish right now 😀
( to be honest i dont believe in those things but just want to make a wish 😀 )
Wish ya Happy 2011 :P
they say forget about ya past and think about ya future, but i think you cant make your future right unless you correct the things you did wrong in past , so im not gonna wish ya All a Happy new year, and screw you if you wish me a happy new year 😛
But im gonna wish ya Happy 2011 😛
Nalaik Panda thinks zara hat ke (differently) B-)
This is what happens when Nalaik Panda tries to become a nerd
Having a last week at university and then bang the final exams .All this semester i never studied, never did a single assignment by myself,in lab tasks used mail sites and flash-drives to copy programming assignment 😉 .As one week is left so i thought i should take things seriously .And i became determinant to study from now on.
Today when i reached university i had two quizzes.so i went to library the place (where i only go not to study books but to use WiFi as there the signals are full ) for study strange na ? 😀 , i studied there for one hour , did circuit problems, was prepared for the quiz. when i went to the class the circuit Professor Announced that ” your today class has cancelled , we will arrange that class some other time ” .
i got pissed off , What the Puk , in rage i went to the library , to study physics this time .did some practice on “hall’s effect ” and start to felt calm again. Entered the class, Sat on chair, pens ,pencils were ready , looking at the white board ” yeah give me questions, today im gonna solve them with out using cell phone ” and dang . Sir announced ” today im not feeling well due to flu, so im not gonna take your test ” .
After the class i decided , im better off Being a Nalaik panda, no need to be a nerd.because if i start studying all the teachers will become sick and no class would ever be arranged 😛
so hence once again the day is Saved
thanx to the Nalaik Panda B-)
Nalaik Panda 